Coke Zero sucks

I’m sorry. Coke Zero sucks. I want to like it, I really do. The packaging is really apprealing, and the name is cute. But it just doesn’t taste any good. I’d rather drink Diet Coke than Coke Zero. In fact I’d rather drink water than Coke Zero. Well, I should probably drink water anyway. I bought a small bottle of Coke Zero tonight. I thought it would be a nice compliment to my Dorito’s “Sweet chili Heat” chips. By the way, if you’re looking for a spicy chip, WOW, pick up a bag of Sweet Chili Heat. Anyway I tried to wash the spiciness away with Coke Zero. What a disappointment. And this isn’t the first time I’ve tricked myself into buying Coke Zero. I’ve tried it in bottles. cans, and soda fountains.  I tell myself it’s no sugar so I should drink it instead of the regular Coke. In fact what I should do is drink Coke when I want a treat, and drink water when I want a guilt-free way to quench my thirst.

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About Derek

I started collecting Coke cans in 1986, the same year Coke decided to change it's formula. I don't collect cans as actively as I once did, but every now and then I pick up a promotional can and hide it away in my basement.